I'm writing this after a promo gig I did recently that went horribly wrong (for me, although nobody else would have noticed, I hope.) If you were there and didn't notice a thing - well, that's really the point of this post. But I'll start way back with another story...

Here’s a definitely not exhaustive list of signs you are working with the producer from HELL! Suggestions for additions to this list most welcome! – These prototypes are drawn not from my own experiences but many other stories artists have told me over the years....